Andi and Joe Szilagyi - Seattle, WA, USA

Andi Langley met Joe Szilagyi in Boston one day in 2001. They were married in short order in 2002, in Vermont. Much drinking of maple syrup was then done, to the disgust of everyone involved. Then they had cats. Adopted and/or rescued, you sick monkeys. The wife didn't actually birth felines.

They lived together in Connecticut, mostly in New Haven, surrounded by rich old people, soon to be richer Yale people, and very poor people. Usually all living together on the same block. Sometimes in the same house. New Haven is a funny town.

Andi was from Seattle, Washington, the official Sunniest Place In America. They moved 'home' in 2005. Upon arrival, Seattle nearly broke a 30 year old record for most days of consecutive rain. The greater Seattle metropolitan area promptly would have killed the pair of them, as the newcomers responsible, but were too busy drinking coffee to notice they were at fault.

Shortly before moving, they lost one of their cats, Furio. Andi, Joe, and Mojo (a girl cat with a psychotic obsession with sinks and dripping water) now live together happily north of downtown under the shadow of clouds, pine and cedar trees, and salmon.

In their spare time they work at excavating a dormant volcano in the San Juan Islands for their evil lair. Together, they are Andi Szilagyi and Joe Szilagyi. They will eventually either take over the world for their nefarious purposes, or save the world from takeover by cybernetic gorillas from the distant future.

But not until both the almightly Tivo corporation and the Internets both go out of business, giving them the mysterious thing known as "free time".